The Academic B.S. Generator

For the ambitious academic looking to get ahead in the vaunted halls of higher learning.
Dazzle the intelligentsia at your next campus demonstration...

Create your own academic B.S. catch phrase!

1. Click the button below;
2. Random academic bullshit statement appears in text field;
3. Keep calm, and remember that it's bullshit!

Your Bullshit Buzz Phrase:

...or compellingly scaffold some bullshit of your own by practicing with words from the table below:

adverbs verbs adjectives nouns